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Over the next few days, her photos get more and more explicit: Here she is in a bikini, here she is out of the bikini.

I swipe Christine to the left, watching the flash across the screen in glib orange lettering.

Nope, nope, liked, nope, liked, liked, nope: This is what romance looks like on Tinder, the fastest-growing mobile dating service in the nation, and either the most superficial one to be invented or the one most honest about the primal instincts that have been drawing strangers to each other since the beginning of time.

Feeling a kinship with Anthony Weiner was not something I'd expected from this whole endeavor.

Every so often, I get a disarming reminder that to transpiring between us is nothing more than, like, a totally normal form of courtship.

"I want to fuck you," she writes, a message I find more jarring than flattering.

Can you truly "want" someone who exists solely on a phone?

"She looks like fun," I think, and so I press my thumb onto the screen and swipe her to the right, a gesture that passes for flirtation here in the peculiar world of Tinder, the mobile app responsible for "introducing" us.

With that, the word liked flares up in green, a virtual stamp denoting my interest, and Michelle vanishes into the digitized ether as quickly as she first appeared. I contemplate this for about a second, then forget Michelle entirely, distracted now by Christine, the 36-year-old in a sequined evening gown who has taken Michelle's place. Certainly more age-appropriate, but she is 28 miles away and, more to the point, doesn't inspire the sort of fun thoughts Michelle did.

Or, if not that, then perhaps sex, an act you have fond but increasingly dim memories of enjoying, will be involved. Michelle has gone ahead and taken the initiative, writing me a message that reads, in its hieroglyphic entirety: "hi)." I delete five drafts before settling on a response ("Hi there. for straight people," a reference to the app that has become a staple for gay men looking for no-strings-attached sex, I find Michelle's overt randiness more suspicious than titillating.

Good morning") and feel, as I hit send, like a ninth grader who's just passed a note to the cheerleader in algebra class. While waiting for Michelle to respond, I instigate conversations with both Ashley and Lori. I try to steer us into more innocent terrain: "What part of the city are you in?

) that we decide to meet up in 3-D, making plans to have drinks the following night.


 
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